MAGAs and Anti-Vaxxers Have Brilliant New Idea: Drink Your Own Pee to Fight Covid

Mod: If you decide to go this route please wear a mask. Your breath will smell something awful.

MAGAs and Anti-Vaxxers Have Brilliant New Idea: Drink Your Own Pee to Fight Covid (Political Flarelink): Amazing as it may seem, this is not new. There have been people for centuries who believed that drinking a shot of their own urine helped keep them vital or healthy or whatever. But it leads to one natural question:

If your body evolved (Or if God made it on his own), specifically in a manner in which one is to excrete urine, does that not indicate that there is nothing in there that your body needs?

Doesn’t matter to people who have tried horse paste, bleach, and now their own urine. We repeat, they will try this over a quick shot in the arm. According to the Daily Beast:

Anti-COVID-19“Vaccine Police” leader Christopher Key has a new quarter-baked conspiracy theory for his anti-vax followers to use to cure themselves of COVID-19: Drink their own urine. “The antidote that we have seen now, and we have tons and tons of research, is urine therapy. OK, and I know to a lot of you this sounds crazy, but guys, God’s given us everything we need,” Key said in a video posted over the weekend on his Telegram account after being released from jail over a trespassing charge.

“This has been around for centuries,” he added. “When I tell you this, please take it with a grain of salt,” the anti-vaccine advocate warned while saying people might now think he is “cray cray.” “Now drink urine!” he continued. “This vaccine is the worst bioweapon I have ever seen,” he concluded. “I drink my own urine!”

If the vaccine was the worst bioweapon he has ever seen, it is sure taking its sweet time with it. Meanwhile, COVID seems to be in a bit of a hurry.

Sadly, it is this exact type of guy whom we end up writing a story about his death three to four months from now. Sigh. Here is a great lawyer retort: “If you need it, you wouldn’t excrete it.” Just hold it in, dude. If your body needs it, it shouldn’t be a problem.

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