Mod: Well, OK ... Just so you know ladies, Mother will always be there with him.Conservatives Think Pence Has the ‘Sex-Appeal’ They Need to Win Over Suburban Women, ‘Use Him More!’ (Political Flarelink): We had to verify, and verify, and verify, that this story was not satire. It is not, although it damn well makes more sense as satire than reality.
Yes, apparently there are conservatives out there that believe that Trump might be able to help solve his problem with conservative women (who probably associate Trump primarily with sexual assault) by putting Mike Pence out more with a message. To be sure, it is not crazy to think Mike Pence has more appeal with suburban women than Trump.
But most gas stations have more sex appeal to women than
Donald Trump. What is crazy is that they believe that
Pence can win women over by … ahem, hitting the spot, massaging the numbers, nibbling away at the lead, whispering the message from behind rather than yelling out front … we’ll stop.
The guy that started all this excitement is the host of the nationally syndicated
Jesse Kelly Show, which has
250K followers on
Twitter.
Jesse believes that "the
Trump campaign might want to feature
Pence a little more if they’re worried about suburban moms. I’m picking up a lot of chatter about how....popular he is with them."
Interesting. We’re not hearing that chatter and we probably pick-up ten times the chatter from suburban women than this guy, at least if our emails are any indication. Is the chatter mostly about silver being the perfect color for …fly paper? Is the chatter about
Karen not needing to worry so much about
Pence in a room with other women?
Pence calls his wife “
Mommy” – okay, not technically, it’s “
Mother” but that’s awfully close to the same thing. Now, if
Karen called
Mike Pence“
Daddy” well, then maybe they’d have a case … my god, I can’t believe we’ve descended to this. But here we are, and we don’t ever want to leave a woman half-satisfied.
If the
Republicans wanted to run a man who had sex appeal with suburban women they would’ve recruited
Barack Obama! Going down a list here,
Trump,
Pence,
McConnell,
Lindsey,
Barr, … it doesn’t seem like “
sex appeal” with suburban women is a trait that ever really occurred to
Republicans.
Ted Cruz might be an okay-looking guy but if you’re an asshole it doesn’t matter if you look like
Brad Pitt, you won’t get to the main course, never mind her place.
Mod: More such speculation at the link.
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