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The tenant is in the middle of being served a perfectly legal notice period after 4 years at the property but has claimed he doesn’t have to leave citing a rarely used legal argument known as ‘that’s not fair.’ Despite this, movers have already begun to remove a number of items belonging to the tenant including a tanning bed, industrial quantities of bleach, a wig collection to rival Moira Rose, cockroaches and two haunted Victorian dolls by the name of Jared and Ivanka.

“Jeez, you want to see the mess this guy has made of the place, I’ve never seen anything like it,” remarked one mover from We’ll Put Your Junk In Our Trunk, who doesn’t envy the next tenant who will probably have to clean all this up.