Pat Robertson: Global Warming Won’t Affect America Because God is Protecting Trump

The Lord's chosen nostril hairs.

Mod: That tedious fib-fest, delivered last night by the Reality TV star now faking it as our president, isn't worth the time it would take to chat about the topic. So instead maybe we'll talk about the Reality TV star who claims God choses to speak through him.

Robertson: Global Warming Won’t Affect America Because God is Protecting Trump (The Business Standard News link): Televangelist Pat Robertson has released some predictions for the New Year. And he claims that the United States will be protected from the ravages of climate change because of President Donald Trump.

“A few years ago, God came to me in a dream and said that if America elected Trump, he would protect us from the effects of global warming,” said Robertson on “The 700 Club.” “America had been sliding away from God, what with the ‘60s and Obama, but now we are back in God’s good graces, nothing bad is going to befall us.”

Like Robertson, the majority of Evangelicals are still solidly behind the bumbling Trump, who was recently accused of running national security based on his gut. Eighty-one percent of Evangelicals backed Trump.

However, fundamentalist preachers don’t have a great track record when it comes to making predictions. According to Right Wing Watch, self-proclaimed prophet Mark Taylor predicted that Republicans would win the midterm elections.

Another fundamentalist prophet, Kat Kerr, had an even crazier idea She claimed that Democrats, recently elected to the House of Representatives, were undercover Republicans.

“Similarly, self-proclaimed ‘prophetess’ Kat Kerr declared that her guarantee of a red tsunami had also been accurate, insisting that lots of the Democrats who had been elected to the House of Representatives were secretly Republican‘scouts’ sent to infiltrate the party,” said Right Wing Watch.

Mod: Crazy? You bet. But no crazier than what you heard last night.

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